I thought my attempt at an OBE this morning was really interesesting and wanted to share it.
I do my normal close the door, and tinkle, but forgot to mute my phone, which I regret later.
I do my breathing technique and all is going well, until my mind can't seem to pick one thing and stick with it. Grrrrr.. I get vibes a couple of times, which is different for me, because I haven't felt those in some time now, but I can't seem to float out. I go into a void and get startled back to my physical. I look at the clock and it's been almost forty-five minutes! I feel a little drained too, so I just say, forget it, I'll just go back to sleep. Tomorrow is another day.
I turn onto my right side and next thing I know I'm in some house, lying in a bed attempting a OBE. Right away I'm lucid and I know that I'm in a dream trying to exit my body.. lol I have no problem floating out of the bedroom, in a lying down position, and float right out the front door. I stand up straight and now I'm floating only a few inches off the ground. I hate this btw and I'm thinking exactly that when a kid comes up to me and says, "pull your legs up to your chest" Ok.. why not? So, I pull my legs up but I'm still not getting much altitude. I focus harder and manage to get about five feet off the ground. I love this sensation.
This is good with me and I start floating around the road that leads away from this house. I then notice in the distance, about a 1/4 mile, a lone house.
I totally recognize this house from an earlier dream this morning! I think to myself, dang, I must have been thinking about that dream when I drifted off without realizing it. I head towards the house, and do that instant zoom thing I do, landing directly in front of the building. The man in my earlier dream was a Dr. and this was his office. I'm walking now, and I go to the back of the office, thru a archway that led into a garden. I see two men off to the left and they're laughing. I don't pay them much attention at the moment because I'm too intent on finding that doctor. I look thru the windows and his waiting room has several ppl in it. Right then one of those men walked up to my right side and bared his teeth at me. I laugh at him because he thinks he's a vampire. Now, mind you, I'm still very lucid and know I'm in a dream and think this guy must be a dreamer. I laugh again and say, "you do realize that I'm not a physical body and you can't bite me, right"? I then proceed to push my hand thru his stomach to show him that he's not in the physical anymore either.
I don't know what that did, but he disappeared and I started losing focus, I could feel myself wanting to pull back to my physical, so for some reason I take off running towards the front of the building and it occurs to me, LOOK AT YOUR HANDS! I look at them, and instantly things become clear again. I even said to myself.. "I have ugly hands".
Even though things feel pretty good, I'm thinking I don't have a whole lot of time and I need to get inside.
I go up the stairs and rush into the waiting room and take a vacant seat next to a lady. I see the Dr. over to the right and I think... my hair is a mess and my breath seems really bad. For a split second I could feel my PHYSICAL mouth and knew it was really dry. I look at the lady next to me and ask her, "does my hair look ugly"? She answers, "yes" ..lol.. nice. I try and fix my hair and once I do that, I ask her if she has a mint. She actually hands me a tic-tac. I pop it into my mouth and once again, for a split second I can feel my physical mouth trying to suck on it. This scares me because I know if I keep thinking about my physical.... game over. And I haven't gotten to the doctor yet. I see the doctor leaving the room and I jump up after him and go thru the door and wham!
I'm some where completely different now. I go into a void and know I lost memory of some stuff happening. But I come out of the void and I'm still lucid and now I can see the room and there, laying on a matress in the middle of the floor is the character from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike. Oh brother!! Now normally, I would not be attracted to this guy at all.. not even close to my taste, but wow.. his energy was screaming sex and it was really hard to ignore it. So, needless to say, we started getting our funk on. I'll try not to be too descriptive but we are having a good time and at one point I reach down, to ummmm.. assist him and I have no doubt he's having a blast, but I start hearing this moaning from across the room. I look up and he's asleep in a chair!! OK.. this is weird and almost like he read my mind he ask me, "how did you do this"? I have no clue.. I'm still lucid but can't figure out what the heck is happening. Is this guy asleep and I'm molesting his astral double?? Unfortunately my phone rang and woke me up, not giving me the chance to at least try and make sense of what happened.
Well, after the very quick phone call, I start going over and over in my head what transpired. A few things are not lost on me. One being, the stomach thing. Yesterday having the needle in the stomach and I also had read Sarah's account and she was trying to push thru someone, so that could have been in my subconscious. Two, the first vampire obviously made me somehow create the spike character. And lastly, not once during this sex act did I EVER feel that sensation I get from the orgasm bandit. My stomach did have some butterflies but that was about it. Very perplexing to say the least. I'll just have to keep on doing my thing and perhaps the question will be answered one day.
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